Deadshirt Date Night: Teen Wolf RECAP

The Fox.

We really expected better from you.

Last night members of the Deadshirt.net staff and some of our friends and readers got together on Twitter and watched the 1985 supposed classic, Teen Wolf. We laughed and had a grand old time, but the consensus was “wow, this movie is disappointing.” A lot of the best jokes are of the “you had to be there” variety, but here’s a sampling of our finest Teen Wolf bon mots.

Here’s that synopsis, for the record: “When a nerdy basketball player starts changing into a werewolf, his condition becomes an asset as he’s unstoppable on the court and with the ladies.” lifesucks

 

Our hero's sweet ride.

Our hero’s sweet ride.

Teen Wolf Scott and his asshole friend Styles repeatedly fail at buying beer.

Teen Wolf Scott and his asshole friend Styles repeatedly fail at buying beer.

 

Styles is an idiot and nothing bad ever happens to him.

Styles is an idiot and nothing bad ever happens to him.

Scott and invisible love interest Boof are thrown into a closet together during a weird high school party.

Scott and invisible love interest Boof are thrown into a closet together during a weird high school party.

 

Scott's first wolf transformation begins...

Scott’s first wolf transformation begins…

Scotty's dad is also a werewolf.

Scotty’s dad is also a werewolf.

You can cut the sexual tension between Scott and his rival (Mark Arnold) with a knife.

You can cut the sexual tension between Scott and his rival (Mark Arnold) with a knife.

 

Scotty becomes much more popular as a werewolf, but soon that's all anyone wants to see and he can't be himself.

Scotty becomes much more popular as a werewolf, but soon that’s all anyone wants to see and he can’t be himself.

We’ll be doing Deadshirt Date Night once a month, so join us next time and have some fun with us!

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