If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Trash?
You’ve wondered how he didn’t die in the Essex Street McDonald’s or the Union Square Taco Bell or even his own living room and now perpetual sodium pit Mike Pfeiffer is ready to to answer those questions and more on a weekly basis. It’s our pleasure to announce Deadshirt.net’s first write in column, Just Dandy with Mike Pfeiffer.
Every wednesday you can expect a shameless answer to any shameful question you might have about Sex, Pizza and Rock ‘n Roll from the only man to get kicked offstage at a cancer benefit for stripping down to a catsuit! Matters romantic, sartorial, gastronomic and musical are on the table to be handled with the finesse you expect from someone who leaves the house in 3 day old underwear and a houndstooth ascot. Have you ever wondered:
- What tasteful boudoir photo will get me more responses on Internet Dating Websites?
- Which version of David Bowie is going to win me the Sexiest Costume award at this party?
- How do you care for a cigarette burn in the middle of your face?
All the answers you care to ask for, and all you have to do is e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org!
Let us know if you’d like to remain anonymous and soon you could get advice that we refuse to be legally responsible for!