By David Lebovitz, with additional writing by Dylan Roth Patient Record Full name: Harleen Francis Quinzel Sex: Female Age: (left blank) Height: 170 cm Weight: 140 lbs Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Harleen Quinzel (henceforth referred to as “patient” or “she”), alias Harley Quinn, is a Read More …
Dr. Victor Fries skitters across his lab’s cold metal floor. Six long, spindly metal legs support his Plexiglas-enclosed head. The legs’ movements are controlled by the same type of neural impulses that would have moved the limbs he was born with, communicated through a first-of-its Read More …
THERE CAME A TIME WHEN THE BATMAN DIED! WHEN THE CAPED CRUSADER WAS PITTED AGAINST THE GOD OF EVIL THE DARK KNIGHT DETECTIVE VERSUS D – A – R – K – S – E – I – D OH MIGHTY DARKSEID, WHOSE VERY Read More …
Hey there little Bane-iacs, it’s been a wild trip recently for your old buddy, the Banester. Life’s really been suplexing me a lot lately, I’m talking about the ups and the downs! So I gotta just get something off my chest that’s been eating away Read More …
Part of the magic of Batman is that he’s a character that’s been interpreted in so many ways that there’s a Batman for pretty much everyone. Batman has been approached by hundreds, if not thousands of writers and artists over the course of his 74-year Read More …
In nearly every iteration of Superman, the creators find a way to offset Kal-El’s Space Orphan status by throwing him a bone in the form of perpetual Space Ghost Dad. Sure, young Mr. Kent, you ARE stranded on a planet, the last of your kind, Read More …
A Long Halloween, Deadshirt’s series of essays celebrating the characters of the Batman universe, begins where Batman does: with a man with a gun. In nearly every incarnation of the story, Bruce Wayne became Batman when, as a young boy, his parents were shot and Read More …
What’s left to say about Batman? He’s one of the most celebrated, and most studied characters in popular fiction, conquering every form of mass media from long-running comic books to blockbuster movies to award-winning video games. There are papers, textbooks, entire websites dedicated to Batman Read More …