Furious 7: The Final Battle of NOS Angeles [Review]

With Fastmania sweeping the nation, it’s hard not to presume some of the hype is backhanded, the latest in a long line of things people on the Internet pretend to give a shit about to feel like a part of the conversation. As someone who spent most Read More …

HunkWatch: The Personal #Brand of Hercules [Review]

This friday saw the release of Brett Ratner’s Hercules, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Rather than review the film on traditional merits, Deadshirters Haley Winters and Max Robinson decided to evaluate it on its most important metric: hunkiness. Spoilers below. Max: Wow, this was a Read More …

A Very Special Deadshirt Date Night Reminder: Pain & Gain

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Having a good time at work? Huh? Plugging away at spreadsheets you can barely read and ducking over to Facebook or Twitter or Pinterest when your boss dips out for a Subway Flatizza? Good thing your uncle got you this office Read More …

Join Us for Deadshirt Date Night: Pain & Gain

  This Thursday we’ll be hosting another Deadshirt Date Night, and this time we’ll be watching Michael Bay’s unsung, near masterpiece, Pain & Gain. We know you’re drinking and grilling right NOW, but in a few days you’re going to be revisiting the best film Read More …