RUMOR: Sam Worthington Could Get Crabby for Seapunk: The Movie [April Fools]

On April 1st, 2014, Deadshirt.net became Pants Alive, our mirror universe counterpart, publishing unfounded rumors, lazy listicles and fierce negativity.

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Aussie actor and Avatar star Sam Worthington better polish up those pincers and hit the beach; a little birdie at Warner Brothers tells PantsAlive he’ll be playing a baby crab in next summer’s hotly anticipated Seapunk: The Movie. ┬áBased on the music and fashion movement of the same name, Seapunk: The Movie begins filming this april with director Gore Verbinski at the helm.

watch out kitties this crab's got claws.

watch out kitties this crab’s got claws.

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