Deadshirt Date Night RECAP: Spider-Man

"The Ultimate Spin." (Sony/Columbia)

“The Ultimate Spin.” (Sony/Columbia)

Deadshirt Date Night is a monthly event on Twitter where the Deadshirt.net staff and friends sync up a movie on Netflix and try to entertain each other. This time, we set our sights upon the first Spider-Man feature film from director Sam Raimi. A lot of the fun was of the “you had to be there” variety, but here are a few choice riffs from the night:

 

Peter Parker (not pictured) can't be on time for the damn bus.

Peter Parker (not pictured) can’t be on time for the damn bus.

Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) leaps across rooftops with neither style nor grace.

Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) leaps across rooftops with neither style nor grace.

"With great power yada yada whatevs." -Uncle Ben (Cliff Robertson)

“With great power yada yada whatevs.” -Uncle Ben (Cliff Robertson)

We all agreed that J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson was the highlight of the movie.

We all agreed that J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson was the highlight of the movie.

 

Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) is a fashion criminal.

Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) is a fashion criminal.

"A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend: do what you need to with her, then broom her fast." -Norman

“A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend: do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.” -Norman

 

We all enjoyed Willem Dafoe talking to himself.

We all enjoyed Willem Dafoe talking to himself.

Spidey saves MJ a couple times, y'know how it is.

Spidey saves MJ a couple times, y’know how it is.

Spider-Man returns Norman Osborn's body home and ends up taking the rap for his self-inflicted death.

Spider-Man returns Norman Osborn’s body home and ends up taking the rap for his self-inflicted death.

 

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