The Trashford Files: Hi-C Ecto Cooler

30 years ago, four scientists saved the world. About three or four years after that, two beautiful future idiots tumbled out of their mothers: The Trash Boys. After the end of operation Enduring Bathroom, the elite Trash Boys unit was disbanded and its members were Read More …

Turtle Teens Krang Ten in TMNT: Out of the Shadows [Review]

In 2014, Deadshirt’s very own Trashboys-in-residence Max Robinson and Mike Pfeiffer attended the New York premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Two years later, our boys managed to con their way into the New York premiere of the sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of Read More …

But Will Julian Like It?: The Dukes of Hazzard

There are many great questions faced by mankind. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? What will become of us? But none more important than….will Deadshirt Music Editor Julian Ames like it?. Each month, foremost Julianologists Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson will Read More …

Minions is a Commercial For a Movie That Hates You [Review]

You asked for it. You got it. Max Robinson and Mike Pfeiffer saw Minions. This is what they thought. Max: Hey Mike. What are Minions? What are they? Mike: Metatextually, it’s what happens when you try to make a pile of completely flavorless mashed potatoes Read More …

TrashMall: SkyMall Memorial Edition

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops, and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. This month brought some sad news in the world of inexplicable consumer goods with the bankruptcy of Read More …

TrashMall: The Burt Reynolds Holiday Spectacular

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops, and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. This month they plumbed the depths of Online to bring you our picks Read More …

TrashMall: The TrashMall Halloween 2014 Special Edition

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. This month they got spooked and scurred at New York Read More …

TrashMall: October 2014 Edition

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. This month they pressed their noses against the glass at Read More …

TrashMall: August 2014 Edition

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. This month they scraped the bottom of a recently-opened Five Below. Terminator Hunter Killer Tank Building Set  Quantity: Read More …

TrashMall: July 2014 Edition

Journeymen Deadshirters Mike Pfeiffer and Max Robinson are the Trash Boys. In TrashMall, they bring you the hottest products and apparel from thrift stores, vintage shops and other retail hotspots around New York’s five boroughs. For their inaugural column, the boys went to their friendly neighborhood Read More …