Last night members of the Deadshirt.net staff and some of our friends and readers got together on Twitter and watched the 1985 supposed classic, Teen Wolf. We laughed and had a grand old time, but the consensus was “wow, this movie is disappointing.” A lot of the best jokes are of the “you had to be there” variety, but here’s a sampling of our finest Teen Wolf bon mots.
Oh god I just read the Netflix synopsis abort abort you can’t make me watch this #deadshirtDN #teenwolf
— Jen Overstreet (@streetoverjen) January 23, 2014
Here’s that synopsis, for the record: “When a nerdy basketball player starts changing into a werewolf, his condition becomes an asset as he’s unstoppable on the court and with the ladies.”
REQUIRED ANNOYING 80’S MOVIE FRIEND #deadshirtdn — SOME (@DieRobinsonDie) January 23, 2014
I read that guy’s shirt as Let’s Suck them Dicks. #DeadshirtDN — Fish Bulb Slurry (@ThatCarlGuy) January 23, 2014
“I’d like to take you… I’ve got a van.” Local teens missing, presumed dead. #DeadShirtDN — #DeadShirtDN Winner (@Koltreg) January 23, 2014
TEEN WOLF: The story of several teens bothering a local small business owner #deadshirtdn — SOME (@DieRobinsonDie) January 23, 2014
LIQUOR STORE ROBS MAN #DeadshirtDN — Dylan Roth (@DylanRoth) January 23, 2014
@streetoverjen “gentlemen… a puberty metaphor made obvious. The Fox movie we need. A comedy without jokes. a Teen Wolf.” #deadshirtdn — Truman Chipotle (@ModDelusion) January 23, 2014
The rest of this movie is funeral planning for this kid and the reading of his will. #DeadshirtDN — Fish Bulb Slurry (@ThatCarlGuy) January 23, 2014
Remember when Styles died dancing on the van and his dad banned rock music and dancing in the town? #deadshirtDN — #DeadShirtDN Winner (@Koltreg) January 23, 2014
“Two Minutes, anything goes, don’t disappoint us” is not a goal invented by women. #DeadshirtDN — Dylan Roth (@DylanRoth) January 23, 2014
HE’S TURNING INTO CLINT HOWARD #deadshirtdn — SOME (@DieRobinsonDie) January 23, 2014
In his human form #DadWolf has the hair of a Playmobile figure #DeadshirtDN — Haley Winters (@winterzzzzzzz) January 23, 2014
LOOK DEEP INTO EACH OTHERS’ EYES #DeadshirtDN
— Jen Overstreet (@streetoverjen) January 23, 2014
HA I RIPPED YOUR SHIRT OFF–oh your body is terrific DAMN IT #DeadshirtDN
— Haley Winters (@winterzzzzzzz) January 23, 2014
“You don’t know how long I’ve waited to have you….just where I have you” STAHHHP IT #DeadshirtDN
— Jen Overstreet (@streetoverjen) January 23, 2014
This movie is a pretty good metaphor for Dave Chappelle’s career #deadshirtdn
— SOME (@DieRobinsonDie) January 23, 2014
We’ll be doing Deadshirt Date Night once a month, so join us next time and have some fun with us!
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