Deadshirt Date Night: Jingle All The Way RECAP

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Arnold Scwarzengger must race against Sinbad to get his kid some dumb toy.

The Deadshirt.Net writing staff and a few of our friends and readers got together on Twitter to watch the 90s Christmas classic(?) Jingle All The Way starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Rita Wilson and Jake “YIPEEEEE” Lloyd! We had a lot of laughs (many of the “you had to be there” variety,) and we can’t recap the whole film for you here, but here are a few of the highlights…

When Arnold's wife (Rita Wilson) criticizes him for missing their son's (Jake Lloyd) Karate graduation...

When Arnold’s wife criticizes him for missing their son’s Karate graduation…

Our thoughts pretty much any time son Jaime (Jake Lloyd) is on screen...

Our thoughts pretty much any time son Jaime (Jake Lloyd) is on screen…

We all freaked out upon seeing Chris Parnell in this movie.

We all freaked out upon seeing Chris Parnell in this movie. We could post tweets here but it was pretty much all of us going “HEY IT’S CHRIS PARNELL!” all at once.

Jim Belushi plays the ringleader of a gang of rogue brawling Santas.

Jim Belushi plays the ringleader of a gang of rogue brawling Santas.

This happened.

This happened.

The climax of the film sees Arnold saving his son while wearing a completely functional TurboMan suit, complete with jetpack.

The climax of the film sees Arnold saving his son while wearing a completely functional TurboMan suit, complete with jetpack.

We couldn't find an image online of what happens here, but Max Robinson explains the crazy pretty well.

We couldn’t find an image online of exactly what happens here, but Max Robinson explains the crazy pretty well.

We hope you’ll join us next month for another Deadshirt Date Night! Watch a fun movie, make some jokes, meet some new people!

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