Deadshirt’s Top Ten Films of 2017: “Burn the Boats”

This is the very last year end Deadshirt film list. After four years, gallons of blood/sweat/tears and countless fixed commas, we’re calling it a night. While obviously a shady corporate billionaire didn’t sue us or shutter us to save five bucks a year, the very Read More …

Atomic Blonde Is a Convoluted Cold War Banger [Review]

Atomic Blonde starts in Berlin, days before the fall of its wall, with MI-6 agent James Gasciogne (Sam Hargrave) being hunted down and executed by KGB agent Yuri Bakhtin (Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson). Gasciogne, admitting defeat under the barrel of Bakhtin’s gun, remarks that he always thought he’d Read More …

John Wick: Chapter 2 – The High Table Roundtable

John Wick: Chapter 2 lit up the box office this Valentine’s Day weekend, much to the delight of Chuck Winters, Max Robinson, Andrew Niemann, and David Uzumeri. The boys take their seats at The High Table to break down the second installment in this unlikely but Read More …

The Highly Subjective Deadshirt Guide To The 2015 Academy Awards

Mercifully, the cultural phenomenon known as “awards season” is almost over. The Oscars air this Sunday, so once all the bland jokes are told and the envelopes are opened  we’ll know definitively which movies from last year were actually good and which ones were fucking Read More …